Sponny Commie Christmas Spectacular!

"The Christmas Song" Weezer
"Joy To The World (Rap Version)" Unknown
"The Chanukah Song" Adam Sandler
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" Bif Naked
"Up On The Housetop/Deck The Halls" The December People
"Baby It's Cold Outside" Dean Martin
"Christmas Piglet" The Presidents of the United States of America
"Carol of the Bells" The December People
"Merry Christmas Baby" Phoebe Snow
"Good King Somethingorother" Bush
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" Frank Sinatra
"White Christmas" Goldfinger
"Christmas Day" Sponge
"Mele Kalikimaka" Reel Big Fish
"Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" Cranes
"All I Want For Christmas Is You" Mariah Carey
"Snow" Red Hot Chili Peppers

Yes, today was the last edition of Spontaneous Combustion until 2008. Why, God, why must we have Christmas break? Ah, well, I'll probably get some presents out of it.

A Pressing Problem

I have to write a paper and give a speech on a problem I think is important on the international level, and how to fix it. Mostly, I just want to call mine "Why Russia Sucks" and blame it all on the former USSR. But if I am going to vilify an entire country, I really need to back it up with facts. That takes time, and I have other important things to do. Like sleep after driving from Kingman to Garberville yesterday.

Said drive really made me realize that 90% of California sucks. Everyone knows that LA is full of rich people and SF is full of gays, but they never really think about the crappy places in between. Seriously, the drive was like a connect-the-dots of places that suck. Observe (and click for a larger view!):



Now, to write a paper about why the world is fucked. Oh, goody.