Dr. Thiele vs. Doll Monster!

I just battled this thing in an epic fashion.

In other news, I am leaving tomorrow to go to my least favorite state in America. Not Texas. Arizona. I hate Arizona the most for a lot of reasons. I mean, just look at it! Clinging to California's ass like a hideous Republican ass parasite. Actually, not unlike Ann Coulter. Anywhoo, it also sucks there for other reasons. Phoenix is a lot like LA, only with no movie stars, no ocean, and a lot more old people. In other words, all of the bad parts of LA, plus psycho rednecks and Alzheimer's patients and none of the pro's. Actually, the only way Phoenix is better than LA is that there is no chance I will run into those obnoxious bitches from The Hills.