Viva Dr. Thiele!

So, I'm in Mexico. They let me drink here, so it's OK that it smells funny. A lot of people here either try to make me give them money or have sex with them. Sometimes, oddly, both. I have some good stories, though. Like this one time, I was really drunk on Tequila. Then this other time... I was really drunk. On rum. So it's been fun, as far as I can remember.